queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(500) days of staying in front of the computer.

 - The Greatest Sorcerer Who Ever Lived -

pleatedjeans:

shockingblankets:

Sherlock Holmes is not dead masterpost, incase you wanted to see them all in one place. <3

bandsarenotonfire:

llions-and-llamas:

how do hipsters talk about shoes?

they…

did u just

madman-on-the-bus:

I love this part of the Richenbach fall!

whatsacanada:

can i get a scholarship for eating